Friday, December 23, 2005

Christmas Gullibility, Poem, and Game

I got a six on mine. Take the X-mas Gullibility Test.

true friendship
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Stupid Penguins.

2 Comments:

Blogger Travel-Bug said...

-sneak attacks-

Happy Yule you wonderful woman!

-places a kiss to each of your cheeks then vanishes again-

Stacey & Al

P.S. Send our well wishes to Roger as well.

2:55 AM  
Blogger Amanda said...

Eeek!

Oh! Hello! Merry Christmas to you too. ::hugs::

::swoons:: Wait...where'd you go? ::pouts::

:oD I will

10:20 AM  

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