Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Something My Dad Sent Me In E-mail

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

Which is worse?
1) having your mistress find out you're married.
2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

1 Comments:

Blogger Elizabeth said...

I'd say number three. That's *gotta* be a pretty small dick :-)

5:13 PM  

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